Fuckin' Party!

I'd be willing to bet large amounts of money this guy knows how to fucking party!!!!

Dakar

Gnarly race, gnarly bikes, gnarly dudes.

Trackin'

Looks like the end of April will bring flat track hooligan racing back to Ventura.  I hope to be out there and kicking ass on whatever mad man machine I have at that point.  I'm fairly certain this is a pic of me last year....

Let me ass you a question

Been slacking over here on the ranch....  Time to kick it up a notch!

Get Low

Bodywork

Get Sideways!

Call the Doctor!

Chips, dips, roller skates and tits!

Jesus!

E.W.B. in the 70's

Looks like these dudes were profiled for E.W.B. (Eating While Black)

Damn you and your delicious Big Mac!!!

Twist & Go!

Looking For Action

In all the right places....

Ready. Set. Left.

2 days and we'll be making hot left turns!  Bikes are ready...

Baja 500?

I picked up this "Hella" sweet light yesterday.  Looks like I'm now ready for some serious off road action.  If only it had rear suspension, and a front brake.  Ride or die bitches!

Hooligan Race - Ventura Fairgrounds.

James, Nathan and I will "Go Fast, Turn Left" this Saturday in Ventura.  If you can make it to the fairgrounds it will be awesome!  Here's the "Raped Ape" ready for action thanks to some serious help from "The Wrench".  I'll post  James' 1971 Daytona 500 when he has it ready.

Since Day #1

Rude Puppy.  Yamaha Tri-Zinger

Too Rude For My Own Good

Here's what my rear rim looks like after the "over the bars" experience. 

Grip it and Rip it my friends!

Caution: Wheelie Zone Ahead

Raped Ape: 1    Murner: 0

Looks like I'm now in the club...

A True Pimp

Ho Chi Minh / Open Mouth

Customer service at it's best!  If you ever stop by, you'll know "ok slide"

Livin' Ain't Easy

Motorcycles Suck!

......and are NO FUN at all!

Not Bad....

I'd take her for a ride...

Every Kid Needs a Motorcycle

Pumped!!!

Secret to Life - Tom T. Hall

#1 - Faster Horses
#2 - Younger Women
#3 - Older Whiskey
#4 - More Money

Fuck Yeah!

Pic stolen from http://thebackstreetbucket.blogspot.com/

Bro 'n with Brodie

In addition to chattin' with Chocula, I'd like to re-live some good ones from my old buddy Brodie....

Brodie - Damn man, my chick couldn't get enough last night... I was giving it everything I had...  I thought I might have to jam her with the TV remote...

Me - Uhhh... (puts down TV remote)

Bitches...

Yeah right!!!

Get Rude

Fresh valve adjustment and carb sync by The Wrench, D&D two into two full exhaust and new rear tire.  She's back!

Crow Ballin'

Old Crow mixed with fresh snow is the only way to go.  Poetic shit!

Full House

The stable at the ranch is getting pretty full but there is always room for one more! 

Mellow Mood

Wish you were here.

Daytona Blues

Gettin' hot!

68 T100C

and strippers

Surf's Up!

Totally

Fish Eye

Josh Hughes looks like this after a few Michelob Ultra's

Grip It and Rip It!

Chatting with Chocula #2

Here we dive even deeper into the mad, mad mind and try to figure out why Chocula does what he does....

The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

Prep your couches...

Chatting With Chocula

The first in a series of wise words directed at Chocula

Don't ride behind this dude!!!!